Why the chicken crossed the road…

BARACK OBAMA:

The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:

My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:

When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right
from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me…….

GEORGE W. BUSH:

We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
here

BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.

What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:

I invented the chicken!

DICK CHENEY:

Where’s my gun

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